this is one clip i've found on the web... it's really cute... listen to it...

click here to listen!

if you are lazy to wait for it to load, it's about a conversation between a person and "Heaven"... here's how the conversation goes:

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[Dialtone]
[Heaven picks up the phone]

Heaven: Hello! This is Heaven! May I help you?
Person: Hello! I'd like to know how to get to Heaven.
Heaven: Well, sir. Are you a sinner?
Person: No, I'm a good guy...
Heaven: Oh! Then, you're sinless...
Person: Well, I'm not sinless... But I've done more good than bad...
Heaven: Then, you ARE a sinner. In that case... ...
Person: Well, what am I supposed to be? Perfect!?
Heaven: Yes!
Person: Well, how then can I get into Heaven?
Heaven: First step is to admit that you are a sinner.
Person: But, I'm NOT!!
Heaven: I'm sorry. We can't help you. Thank you!

[Heaven closes the phone.]
[Dialtone]
[Person pressing phone buttons]
[Dialtone]
[Heaven picks up the phone]

Heaven: Hello! This is Heaven! ... ...
Person: Compared to some other people I work with, I am a PRETTY good guy!
Heaven: But we're not comparing you to other, sir. We're comparing you to God!
Person: But, that's impossible!!!
Heaven: Ooooookay... Thank you!

[Heaven closes the phone.]
[Dialtone]
[Person pressing phone buttons]
[Dialtone]
[Heaven picks up the phone]

Heaven: Hello! This is...
Person: Ok. Supposed I'm not perfect, then what?
Heaven: Then, you need to ask Jesus to forgive to you for being a sinner
Person: But, I'm NOT THAT BAD!!!!
Heaven: Oooooookay... Thank...
Person: OooOOOWW!!! Wait wait wait wait!!! Now, I ask Jesus to forgive me. Then, what?
Heaven: Since He already paid the penalty for your sin, then, He will forgive you.

[Narrator: To find out more about beginning a personal relationship with Jesus Christ, call 1-888-NEED-HIM.]

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try to download it though... more worth it... but also, please, the message is powerful in this very very short clip. proves that it's not the length that count. it's the message that is important. =)

signing out,
drew